Tuesday, February 08, 2005

I'm going to take my own life....

It's not worth going on anymore, its just not worth it. My worst nightmare has come to fruition and its way worse than I thought it would be. What am I talking about? No, not Major Dad's DVD release being delayed yet again, though that enrages me as well.

Apparently Stephen A. Smith mentioned on the radio yesterday that he thought that drinking played a role in Rudy Tomjanovich's retirement. This coming almost exactly a week after I floated the same theory in this very space. To many people this would serve as a comfirmation that their instincts were correct, to me this serves as a confirmation that I am a no talent hack. I would probably rather have two eyes like Stuart Scott's left one than to be like minded with somebody of Stephen A. Smith's ilk.

Oh yeah, Steve Francis also got snubbed from the All-Star game...maybe him and Cuttino will take the time to go on a romantic vaction to the Carribean or something. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm pierce my tongue with a rusty nail.....

3 comments:

Greg said...

I AM STEPHEN A SMITH!!! HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE ME!!!! FOR LUNCH TODAY I HAD A DIET COKE AND A DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER, THAT'S RIGHT A DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER!!!! MY "SOURCES" SAY THAT IS A BAD DIET CHOICE. MY SOURCES ALSO TELL ME THAT LEBRON JAMES LIKES PLAYING BASKETBALL BETTER WITHOUT THE FACEMASK!!!!

Mark said...

That was hilarious, especially the part about your "sources"...I just read it for the first time.

Greg said...

He's always got to talk (shout, actually) about his "sources", like he's getting some inside information about NBA items that are common knowledge. These are insightful gems such as:

1. The Orlando Magic are enjoying playing ball together
2. Vince Carter was not happy in Toronto
3. Darryl Dawkins is functionally illiterate