Yeah, no shit bitch.
I don’t have much today but I didn’t want to go too much longer without some kind of post to keep things going.
We all know that MTV is the new ESPN, its basically a few live events lumped into a mass of reality TV shows. Most of which are about as intellectually stimulating as listening to Sean Salibury discuss his “little QB”. Which is precisely the reason I occasionally get sucked into these shows: Because I hate to have to think about anything other than alcohol, porn, sports and porn (Did I mention porn?). With that said, even I was a little shocked to see my hometown (or pretty dam close to it) featured on one of the new MTV reality shows, Engaged & Underaged. My girlfriend was watching the show and Tivoed it so she could show me some of the highlights. The premise of the show is exactly as it sounds: Young people who barely know their multiplication tables decide to get married despite being unable to legally purchase alcohol, cigarettes or even a damned lottery ticket. Anyway, when I heard of this show I was expecting a bunch of couples from Utah, Mississippi and the rest of the ass backward states in our beloved Union. Of course, the first damn show is based in Melbourne, FL. If you’re bored and want further proof that Florida is a special kind of scary (the kind that comes from mixing rednecks, immigrants and self important northerners with a touch of 90% humidity), well, watch the damn show. You’ll be severely disappointed…in humanity.
The way things are going, pencil him in for 2008...
Thats all I've got. I know it's light today, but what do you want from me? My people are a tropical people.
Kane: Well then why don't you get your Salakem Salaam ass off the cooler and pass me a muthafuckin' brew?
Jeez, I've got to stop hanging out in the hood so much.