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In the interest of attempting to capture some of last night's emotions, I'll detail a couple of the phone calls exchanged by my father and I during the latter innings of last night's win.
10:03 pm: I was literally halfway off my couch and in mid-yell when, all of the sudden, Endy Chavez decided to make the most improbable catch since Angels in the Outfield. I immediately sat my ass down and watched the replay of Chavez's catch over and over and over. Chavez is one of the nicest professional athletes that I've ever met but I want to stab him the fucking eye right now. And I would, if I wasn't paralyzed by the agony of the emotional swing that Chavez just inflected on me. After a minute (or an hour I'm not sure) I pick up the phone and call my Dad. He answers, which is a good sign as I feared for his health, and says:
Dad: That's unbelievable. Best catch I've ever seen.
Me: "He barely even..."
Dad (cutting me off): I know. He snowconed it. That was the game winner right there.
Me: You're right. Fuck.
Dad: We really need Suppan to shut them down this inning.
Me: Yeah, we think Shea is crazy now.
Dad: Okay...Bye.
I'm not sure what my Dad was doing during the bottom of the inning. Me, I was cursing Endy
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Dad: Wow.
Me: Can we really win this thing?
Dad: I'm not sure. I just know it's not over yet, somehow.
Cut to the top of the ninth. I'm once again cursing Scott Rolen as he quickly falls behind 0-2. However, the next thing I know he's managed a single and is standing on first. Yadier Molina strides to the plate. I wrote about unlikely heroes a couple of days ago and he would certainly fall into that ever expanding category (Suppan's already in at this point). He hits the first pitch deep, really deep. Can Chavez get to that? No. I let out a primal scream that has to have awoken at least one of my neighbors. As the inning ends my phone rings.
Dad: It's all on Wainwright now.
Me: God that's a lot of pressure for a rookie. I'm worried.
Dad: I've been worried for 5 hours. What's another five minutes.
Me: Bye.
I'll tell you what another five minutes is...excruciating. Once Cliff Floyd comes to the plate I'm practically hiding my face behind my hands. I can't stand it anymore. Wainwright shows some serious onions and gets Floyd. Reyes goes down quick (Though initially I could've sworn that ball would drop). Now Wainwright starts to lose it a bit and ends up walking Lo Duca. Here comes motherfucking Carlos Beltran and his magical mole. I hate that guy. Nobody has murdered the Cardinals in the postseason like Beltran. Ok, that's a lie. Babe Ruth gave it the Redbirds worse...that's comforting. Before I even have much time to freak out it's 0-2. Now I'm completely freaking out. Wainwright drops the hammer on Beltran as he stands there motionless. I let out another primal scream. Cards win. Are you kidding me? CARDS WIN!!!!
As I sit there in disbelief, my phone rings one last time.
Dad: How's the World Series sound to you?
Me: Pretty fucking good. What a game.
Dad: Yeah. I don't think I'll be go to sleep anytime soon. Might as well crack a Bud.
Me: One step ahead of you old man. Did you wake Mom up just now?
Dad: I think so. Who cares, the Cards are in the World Series.
Me: Unbelievable.
We stayed on the phone going over the game for another few minutes before we finally hung up. Of course, I was a long way away from going to bed so I stayed up with a beer and a shot and watched as much coverage as possible. What a fucking night.
13 comments:
Pujols IS a huge dick. You can just tell by looking at him. The only reason its taken this long to come out is tha the St. Louis media loves him and thus protects him to a certain degree. The whole "I adopted this woman's waterhead baby" thing helped his cause too.
I first suspected FOX of vastly overinflating the radar readings when Kenny Rogers was routinely hitting 94 against the Yanks.
I went with Dad since most of the people who might venture over here aren't as friendly with the old curmudgeon as you are. I mean, you did get in bed with him and Judy once. Only a handful of my friends can say that.
As for SG's column:
I'm okay if he's waaay too biased towards the AL to admit he watched a classic game 7, but...who's going to tell him that the Devil Rays ARE named after Stingrays?
As a fan of neither team, but one rooting hard against the Mets, I have to say the best part of the whole night was the crowd shots following Monlina's homer and after the game. That was just great. I hate NY fans (this means you Joe). The shot of the little girl and her dad (I assume it was her dad) and they were both in tears was great. I was laughing loud enough that I woke up the wife.
And you know what this means, nothing but Bud Heavy for you until they lose.
I rather enjoyed those shots as well. Though you might want to consider the possibility of that pair being a hooker and her John. They start them early in New York, you know.
To the mangy baboons who call themselves citizens of New York: May you spend the next hundred years watching your queer Mets go down on the homesexual Yankees.
There's a lot of Bud (No, not that kind, well...) in my future.
Bud Smith, potentially the worst pitcher ever to throw a no-hitter?
For some reason, I was looking up pictures of kids with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome today, and the first thing I thought of was "god damned waterheads." Then, I scurried over to your blog to see if there were, in fact, any references to waterheads in the past few days, since you taught me that beloved term.
Thankfully, I didn't need to look any further than the second comment.
Good show, good show.
We're all horrible dudes. And Bud Smith was a horrible pitcher.
"And a [Chris] carpenter shall lead them..."
Its not that I hate Mo Carthon, I just hate his lack of play calling intelligence. He could have stayed on and handed over the play calling duties. But heaven forbid that would have been a shot to his ego.
I was thinking the other day that the reason Parcells let Sean Payton call plays in Dallas last year was b/c Mo had left for Cleveland. I bet Parcells knew Payton was ready in the years prior, but Parcells didn't want to show up one of his boys (Carthon) so he waited.
Mentions of Mo Carthon and "waterheads" within mere hours of one another. Coincidence? Doubtful.
Would Sheldon Williams be the King of said waterheads?
He's in the Royal Family, no doubt. However, King Peyton has been the unquestioned ruler for many years now.
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