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I was out of town most of last week at a Conference in Orlando but I did manage to get back home in time to catch my favorite event of the year, Miss Teen USA. Okay, that's a lie. It's my second favorite event of the year after the annual wife carrying championships. Sadly, the same people who fought Title IX all those years are continuing to exert enough pressure on advertisers to keep the WCC's off the air at the Worldwide Leader. (Don't think they'd show the WCC up in Bristol? Well, they recently televised cup stacking.) As a result, I was left to ponder the possibilities of a televised WCC whilst watching the intellectual giants participating in this year's Miss Teen USA Contest. Miss Teen South Carolina seemed to me like she was at the head of this year's class, particularly when it came time for the question and answer portion of the pageant.



I don't see why everybody is making such a big deal out of her answer. I mean, like, it totally, such as...Like made...sense, such as everywhere...South Africa, to me. Seriously, have you ever been to South Carolina? This girl is probably taking AP classes and helping her high school teachers grade papers in between those classes.