Enjoy the rest of your week, suckers...

This might be my shortest post of all time. I'm leaving for Seattle tomorrow morning and wanted to finihs up a ramblings style column before I left. However, the good people I work for ahve rendered that an impossibility at this point. I won't get into the specifics of what transpired, rather I'll just say that they decided to wait until this afternoon to give me a number of tasks/items that I'd been practically begging for since last Wednesday. So blame my bosses for the lack of opining on topics such as the absurdity of Vince Carter making his "tough/mean" face after a big play, the emergence of two young QBs (one of which is now wide receiver) during Florida's annual Orange & Blue game, the joy of seeing Roy Williams exposed for the cheating little liar that he is (though he'll suffer no ill effects from it), and the underrated athletic component to Jay Cutler that makes him less of a risk than you think (though he's still no sure thing...Sorry Mort).

Anyway, that's it. I'll be in Seattle for the next five days and will try and get something up at some point this week. Hopefully I'll get some good pics at Safeco tomorrow night and I'll be able to post them with a mini-update of the goings on in the Pacific Northwest. Here's hoping that my friend John doesn't live in something that resembles this:
















Oh yeah, one last thing, I have been growing the full beard again for about 6 weeks now. It's pretty much all filled in and pretty fucking fantastic if you ask me (or, surprisingly, my girlfriend). Mind you, not only am I sporting the full beard, but I also have a freshly shaved head and a number of very visible tattoos (one of which has arabic writing) to help fill out the look. I'm only mentioning my current physical appearance for one reason, actually in order to pose one question.

What is the over/under on the number of security searches I'm likely to get during my cross country flights (with a layover in Chicago in during each) ?

Alright. I'll see you bitches on the other side.